The other night I had a dream that I was standing on the sidewalk outside my house on Sunset Blvd, when Ted Danson came screeching down the street driving some sort of motorized sofa. Then he took the sofa up on two wheels (on the side), drove past me, and parked. He got out and threw me a football. I dropped it.
Brain, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this...and totally redeem yourself!!!
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Google Translate gave me the following translation of the above comment, from Chinese to English: "A person is like a fraction, his actual talents are elements to his own assessment is the denominator. The greater the denominator, the smaller the fraction of the value of."
ReplyDeleteIs this accurate, my mysterious Asian follower? If so...very profound.
Sounds like you were thinking of a scene for Curb Your Enthusiasm. Time to contact L.D.
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