Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Not You, Drew

I was just watching my current favorite show, Celebrity Rehab, when Dr. Drew expressed his concerns about his patients once they leave treatment, because many of them live in Los Angeles, where "drugs and alcohol can literally be found on every street corner."

I went downstairs and walked out to the corner my building is on - Hawthorn and Fuller - and looked around. There were zero drugs or alcohol. The first LA street corner I check, and nothing.

How can I ever listen to Love Line again? For shame, Dr. Drew. I always thought you were the smartest, most Clooneyesque medical guru around. I guess you were so busy scoring all those accolades and diplomas, you never bothered to take a fucking English class.

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4 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:26 AM

    get the hell off the street!!!!!

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  2. AlanJanuary 6, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    Don't ever dis Dr. Drew.

    Not cool.

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  3. Jimmy BJanuary 6, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    Ethan, I'm drunk and high on yer street corner. Literally. Keepin' em... (hic) honesht.

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  4. The Constructive CriticJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:01 PM

    I literally shit the bed when I saw this post.

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