What, No Kumquats?

I was in a bar in Seattle the other night. I went to use the restroom, and this is the urinal that greeted me:

I found this to be somewhat disturbing. I mean, I've pissed on ice in urinals before, which I've never really understood the point of. But fruit?

This is the exact reason other countries take issue with America. The contents of this urinal would be salivated over by an entire third world village, and here we are, pissing all over it for no other reason than novelty. I have no doubt that there are starving people in the world who would wait in line to eat this fruit even after it's been urinated on by an entire night's worth of beer-swilling Seattlites.

This sort of decadence disgusts me.