Saturday, March 24, 2012

Every Phone is Illuminated

This is a picture of the corner of the Delta baggage claim area at JFK:


What a waste of space. Good thing there's five pay phones, just in case everyone loses their cell phones at once, and China suddenly disappears so we can't get any more. Also, kudos on making one phone all of six inches shorter than the others. For Asian travelers, I assume.

For Christ's sake, do something with this room. A space this size rents for like $1800 in Manhattan. Put in a snack machine, or an arcade game, or a fucking pool table as long as I'm gonna be down here waiting for my bag for a half hour, at the infuriating rate of three bags dropping out of the shoot every five minutes. This is worse than Chinese water torture.

I love air travel. It always puts me in my natural state of hating everything.

PS - apologies for the two China references

3 comments:

  1. haha! love you and your rant honey

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  2. Who still bag checks? That's what married dudes with kids do.

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  3. Great place for Panda Express!

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