Man I'm Gay

I've had a relatively crappy week. Plans being cancelled, meetings getting rescheduled, health scares, people being disrespectful, the routine legal trouble...and of course, worst of all, I haven't kvetched in over a week. So now on Friday, I figured I'd take my morning and passive-aggressively unload on everyone and everything that's pissed me off over the past few days. Just really express my overall disappointment in the human race.

But then a funny thing happened. I decided to do my daily P90X DVD workout first, which today happened to be yoga. And interestingly enough, now, 90 minutes of sweat-induced stretches later, my pent-up frustration is gone. I feel light and peaceful. It's amazing what a little twisting crescent pose can do for a man's perspective.

So I guess you poor saps have all been cheated out of what was sure to be a deliciously zing-filled rant. Sucks to be you. Ahhh, there it is: my previously estranged air of superiority! Good to have you back. Don't worry everybody, I'm sure I'll be back to being and angry, petty man just as soon as the next fuckwad takes too long to pay for something in front of me at Ralph's.

Namaste.